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    Talking Lucky Fisherman

    There were two ladies who loved to fish and so they went fishing every day. The first lady always caught many more fish then the second lady. At first, the second lady figured that it was just luck.

    Later, she figured that it must be the side of the boat that the other lady sat on. But then she noticed that the first lady was always changing the side she sat on.

    So one day the second lady asked the first lady, "How come you always catch so many fish?" The first lady said, "That's because this is my lucky side."

    "Your lucky side? How do you know which side is your lucky side? It changes all of the time," said the second lady.

    "Well, when I get up in the morning I look in my husbands pajama pants, if it's on the right side, then I fish on the right side. If it's on the left side then I fish on the left side," answered the first lady.

    "Well what if it's straight up in the middle?" asked the second lady. The first lady replied, "Then I stay home!"
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    You're a nasty boy Roger!
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    She would probably only be home about 5 min at the most!
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    good stuff lol
    live your dreams,love your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bduck View Post
    "Well, when I get up in the morning I look in my husbands pajama pants, if it's on the right side, then I fish on the right side. If it's on the left side then I fish on the left side," answered the first lady.

    "Well what if it's straight up in the middle?" asked the second lady. The first lady replied, "Then I stay home!"

    So.....How to you get them to look in the first place???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kokaholic View Post
    She would probably only be home about 5 min at the most!
    It was probably only a 5:00 a.m. I have to pee boner anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperD View Post
    It was probably only a 5:00 a.m. I have to pee boner anyway.
    What? At this age? Whats your secret?
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