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Bduck
08-24-2009, 11:37 AM
The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my
friend the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you
have heard the ideas that if you 're a senior you need to suck it up and
give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of.
We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any
medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc.
Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the
world very soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course,
you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over
your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need
glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it
on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that
just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a
prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

And if we all do our part we can end up in the same prison and have one
hell of a social life.

I really think we have found a Perfect Solution!