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Petty4life
07-17-2009, 02:59 PM
A blind cowboy wandered into the local saloon
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey ... you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind and all, that you know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now ... think about it seriously Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'Nope .. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'.
laugh hystlaugh hystlaugh hystlaugh hyst

Kokaholic
07-17-2009, 09:16 PM
Can you explain that to me please? laugh hystfencing

dunnigan jim
07-18-2009, 12:46 AM
:confused:HERES ONE MORE A beautiful blonde arrives at the casino and bets twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.. She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude" She then strips from the neck down tongue2 rolled the dice then yelled "come on baby momma needs new clothes" When the dice come to a stop she jumped up and downthumbsup and squealed "YES YES I WON" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and quickly departed..The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.. Finally one of them ask "What did she roll" The other answered " I don't know I thought you were watching" :confused: MORAL OF THE STORY NOT ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB, BUT ALL MEN ARE MEN

William Cooper
08-13-2009, 06:19 PM
an oldie but goodie.

Kokanee Killer
08-13-2009, 11:23 PM
thats a good onelaugh hystlaugh hyst

Kokekook
08-17-2009, 05:25 PM
"Hey honey" how many blonde jokes are there anyway? I said I don't know. She said "none" those stories are all true:)
Dave the Kokekook

Kokonuts
08-17-2009, 08:31 PM
Two Blondes went fishing one day & caught a boat full of Trout.
One blonde said , "This is great fun & we have to do it again tomorrow". the second blonde said "Yes , but how can we find this spot again?" Thats easy, I'll just mark an X right here on the floor!" The second Blonde Thinks for a few minutes & then replied, "OK, But how do you know that we can rent the same boat?"

..............laugh hyst..........Kokonuts